deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

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ok let me try again 

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what

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that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

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um

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dang i thought i was getting somewhere

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yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

ladiesloveloki:

modernizes:

sherlock-and-neville-on-serenity:

I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.

this is painfully accurate because teachers at my school get so butthurt when the uniform skirt is showing your thigh bc GOD FORBID WE SHOW A BODY PART THAT EVERYONE HAS

I’ve noticed that it’s not the students that get so offended over girls’ clothing choices.

It’s the administrators.  

I think it’s really fucking creepy to know that all these adults are getting distracted over the wardrobe choices of underage girls.

(Source: freckledshins)

son-of-an-assbutt:

wayward—impala:

probablyonfire:

delushous:

so I was cleaning my room and noticed something familiar

I nominate this post for some kind of award

Is anyone gonna point out that cas is a unicorn

what kind of creature is dean

son-of-an-assbutt:

wayward—impala:

probablyonfire:

delushous:

so I was cleaning my room and noticed something familiar

I nominate this post for some kind of award

Is anyone gonna point out that cas is a unicorn

what kind of creature is dean

(Source: drmathproblem)

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

(Source: proudtortoise)

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(Source: viviornitier)

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it